Should we be whipped, tickled, covered in honey...? What does it take before we are sufficiently humiliated and worth your time, Congress?

Really let it out. Bleeped, of course. Could be quite cathartic.

Let's watch them try to ignore the full void being shouted into.

Why is it that it's always one arrogant ass trying to fix all our problems? True change requires a team of diverse opinions, insights, and backgrounds. Why can't we run as a team and make decisions based on majority opinion OR allocate issues to different members? Is there something in the Constitution that say says this? Maybe have one person with money, one with fame, one policy expert, one veteran, and one community organizer?

It's impossible to find one person with everything - CongressTeam, not CongressPerson.

And/or run for office as a third party who doesn't want your actual vote, just to tell pollsters you will vote. Essentially just being a part of thecampaign/conversation without actually trying to win.

Places where people actually like to go.

Could we bribe/lobby a Congressperson to do something good for real people instead of special interests?

On the Mall. All the thoughts and prayers provided and the accompanying action taken (mostly none).

The question is: is it more effective to make them fake news about what we *WISH* the world is like, or fake news that outdoes the real world?